Noches al pedo (y de insomnio)

Como no puedo dormir y no tengo una mierda que hacer a esta hora de la noche, me puse a hacer unos tests boludos que encontré por la red... este es de cuántos años tengo interiormente... 7 más de los que tengo cronológicamente :(

You Are 31 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Este otro es sobre si mi mamá y yo nos parecemos... el resultado ya me lo imaginaba:

You and Your Mom Are Completely Different

At times, it seems like you and your mom aren't even related. You often wonder how two people from the same family can be so different. As the saying goes... you can pick your friends, but not your relatives.

Are You Like Your Mom?

Este otro es sobre si seré una buena madre. Pensé que sería un desastre el resultado pero no:

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

Este otro es sobre qué clase de pastel soy... soy un pastel de crema :)

You Are Cream Pie

You're the perfect combo of simplicity and divinity. You are a secret hedonist. No one knows how indulgent you can be. You don't indulge often, but when you do, you go for the best. You have expensive taste - even if you aren't rich. Those who like you life for understated pleasures. You're not flashy or trendy, but you have a depth that most people lack. Interacting with you makes most people feel incredibly satisfied. You are gentle, super sweet, and in harmony with those around you.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

Este es sobre si soy "caliente".... uyyyysssss!!! Interesante el resultado:

You Are More Mild Than Wild

You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are. Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive.

Are You Hot?

Este es sobre si soy una chica o una mujer... salió un punto intermedio:

Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

Inside you've got the passion and ideals of a teenager And your intensity for life is what attracts most of the men you date You also like to party - and quite often you're the life of the party You've brought the best of your younger years with you... at least most of the time.

Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

Este es sobre si soy inmadura. Otro punto intermedio:

You Are Somewhat Mature

You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart. While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.

Are You Immature?

Este es sobre a qué edad me voy a morir... me quedan 52 años más de vida jejejeje:

You Will Die at Age 76

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

Y este último es sobre qué clase de chocolate sería si fuera un chocolate:

You are Milk Chocolate

A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds. You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life. Also nostalgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago.

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?